Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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A collectionMunted at a party - Door bell goes, I answer, Asian chap there "Hi Is Mike Here"
"Hangon...MIKE?, DID YOU ORDER A CURRY?"..he was a friend of Mikes...Not Nick Griffin standards you understand , but just too far.
Fed Housemates Hamster chow-mein and killed it...what was too far was the fact that my other housemate danced on its grave singing motorhead songs....just as we finished burying it.
Rendered Friend unconcious with Choke Hold...for throwing a glove at my younger brother...i was cunty.
Fell out with Liz over stupid rumours (teenagers eh?) beat her at cards and got to torture her (in the card sense)...smashed her hand...she was a concert pianist...Sorry...
Mubnted with friends - they placed a clothes horse around me and told me it was a prison...they left me sobbing in the lounge.
In a club, friend tried to give me wedgie...and tore my Shorts off my body...then called me boring.
At Donington, with my brother, enjoying the flying bottle battles as you do, my brother had half an apple, which he lobbed and hit a Security Guard on the top of his shiny bald head...Too far.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:18, Reply)
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