Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Well, I were int library with a couple of mates.
The fucking big lezza librarian started having a go saying we were making trouble. So we thought, fuck you dyke, We will make trouble.
My mate who has the mind of a 3 year old came up with an idea, we turned it into a plan.
About 10 minutes later I was 20 stone lighter and there was shit all over the walls.
That was probably too far. I got a behavioural order for it. Boss.
( , Sun 12 Nov 2006, 14:09, Reply)
Well, I were int library with a couple of mates.
The fucking big lezza librarian started having a go saying we were making trouble. So we thought, fuck you dyke, We will make trouble.
My mate who has the mind of a 3 year old came up with an idea, we turned it into a plan.
About 10 minutes later I was 20 stone lighter and there was shit all over the walls.
That was probably too far. I got a behavioural order for it. Boss.
( , Sun 12 Nov 2006, 14:09, Reply)
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