Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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more childhood frolicsafter playing 'knock on ginger,'the ever classic game of knocking on a door and running away, the owner (who we all knew was a cunt, hence the reason for our knocking) saw us hiding on the opposite side of the road and chased after us. I was running, or trying to, in big baggy flares or 'loon pants.' He caught up with me and this total retard girl who was tagging along. We had no option but to cower behind the tiniest garden wall you'd ever seen, which did add some humour to the whole saga.
anyway, he decided against raping us, preferring to pull our hair and slap us, after which I ran away quite annoyed. But relieved.
this guy is also known for being a nonce (and I'd thought he was just being friendly when he winked at me as I came out of infants school).
so yeah; he went a little too far methinks so I wreaked my revenge by putting a brick through the windscreen of his merc, letting the tyres down, and ordering 60 quids worth of food for delivery to his house. ahahahaha. best thing was the plan also enabled me to get my own back on the take-away who'd banned me for producing an uprooted plant and placing it on the counter (was drunk).
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 13:24, Reply)
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