Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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half an inchHis name was Andy and he'd just been dumped by his girlfriend - poor bloke. Anyway, he went out to drown his sorrows and got completely and utterly destroyed as you would. He decides that this would be the perfect time to go and visit the ex so he heads round to her flat. Rings the buzzer but no answer, shouts up at the window for ages but no answer. Too far?
In his drunken state he decides he'll be able to climb the drainpipe up to her window - it was only the first floor after all. Well he gets most of the way up and starts shouting her name again but there's still no answer. Too far?
He tries to climb a little higher - too far - but unsurprisingly loses his footing and falls a good 9 feet... onto the spiked railings below. He gets pierced in the arse just in the crease where your arse meets your leg, literally half an inch from his scrote.
Stupid bastard was lucky not be castrated by a rusty pole.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 1:46, Reply)
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