Sometimes I like Mars bars and sometimes I like Double Deckers.
But I rarely like both at the same time.

A fascinating insight I'm sure we can all agree.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:19, 18 replies)

But do you like Snickers?
No! Wait! MARATHONS! LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:21, closed)

I always like Marathons. I should have factored this into my original post.
Marathons need to be about two bites bigger than their current standard size though. Mars Bars are about right.

Kit Kats are shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:25, closed)

CUSTARD CREAMS ARE WHERE IT'S AT AND I WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:28, closed)

I like ginger nuts.
/billy piper
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:39, closed)

Twixes?
They're ruined for me after that one got fed up a mimsy and spat out as a heat-stripped white fanny biscuit.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:31, closed)

made even sexier
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:43, closed)

Have you tried peeling the caramel off a Twix and sticking it along your johnson like a sugary go-faster stripe?
You should.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:46, closed)

You could
do that with an opal fruit, Shambo.
(username failed moderation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:58, closed)

oo/ u trol al them big bully u so brave n dreemsum

(alright alright, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:01, closed)

I used to hate KitKats. Now I find the mint ones pleasant and the dark chocolate.
Nothing comedic or inflammatory, I just want it to be like back in the old days. Like the readers comments on the Radio Times website or the Daily Mail, mailonline. Mind you even these wonderful web sites are not what they used to be, I think blacks and gays are posting views. Next it will be the cripples and then what. Probably they will get filled with people posting how it is not the same as it used to be, like they did with Torremolinos and Moscow. Come on St. George, we need you to destroy these infidel scum with their differing realities of life and they must all follow my viewpoint.

As I say, I like KitKats now but to be fair any supermarket look-a-likey is as good as the normal KitKat. Which cannot be said of their peanut, caramel with chocco coating which are awful. Although, they may offer that extra couple of bites you feel the Snickers lacks, although for an extra 0.35p you can purchase the double Snickers but then find that too much of a rewarding snack.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:56, closed)

take it to qotw, fucko.
oh. wait...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:07, closed)

But which is better? There's only etc rofl

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:40, closed)

Anyone who likes Mars bars is a cunt.
Anyone over the age of 9, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:47, closed)

i bet you like milky way
or finger of fudge
(alright alright, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:52, closed)