You are terrible
at not being smug despite your obvious failings
at not being a total dick
at using computers
at comprehension
at writing
at life

you ask for suggestions - have you considered DTOHTAKY ?
(James?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 1:28, 1 reply)

"Delete something, something and kill yourself"?
Even b3ta dictionary didn't have anything.
Anyhoo, since I can't remember ever having interacted with you in the past & I clearly have made an impression on you - I'd like to take this opportunity to say,
"Pleased to meet you, welcome to my ignore list. It's been a pleasure."

EDIT:I'll take you off ignore long enough to answer one of your "accusations".
I'm terrible at using computers -
Having taught myself in my teens to program in asm and then C, I've found that many of the clients that my small IT business has garnered appreciate the fact that not only can I build the hardware for servers that I can then install free, open source software on (often using existing components) but I can also code for them when some of their software may not meet all of their requirements.
Seeing as I've never been big on the "wysiwyg" stuff, most of what I do is either in a text based 'non-gui' environment or run in a terminal emulator (bash). Thus I've never been a big user of Apple Macs as their interactive basis is mostly completely gui based. Much like windows. Hence, I may not be au fait on some of the tips and tricks that apple users may become used to but then again as I said earlier in my post - most of what I work with is 'beige box' hardware (so fairly interchangeable between PC's) and open source operating systems and software.
Sorry to give you my life story but... just because I don't use apple products day to day I think doesn't mean I don't know how to use computers.
Aside from that - yes I may well be a smug cunt, I'm not the greatest writer on the planet, I may well be a dick but I'm actually quite happy with my life at the moment thank you.
I won't rush to put you back on "ignore" just to see if you have a response. Unless of course you wish to take the initiative in which case I guess this will be goodbye. Again.
Cheers.
EDIT: Since I'm so lacking in comprehension maybe you could explain "DTOHTAKY". I think I've got the beginning and the end.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 2:36, closed)

literally too shit

(alright alright, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 8:46, closed)

alright
alright
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 8:56, closed)

Nice hat.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:32, closed)

Can you tell me what
"DTOHTAKY" means?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:50, closed)

I would if I could,
but I can't.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:12, closed)

Doing The Only Honourable Thing And Killing Yourself.
No need to thank me.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:43, closed)

Don't tell Ozzy he's turned all kangaroos yellow.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:49, closed)

Defence trifle: only hot tea afterwards kills you

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:56, closed)

Dave Travis openly hard to adolescent kids, yesterday.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:11, closed)

Dinosaur tried oscillating his testicles, announces Konami Yakuza.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:32, closed)

I like this!

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:44, closed)