
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Never marry a Barrister. You will never win an arguement for the rest of your married life. When she once said 'I refer you to the comments you made on the 3rd of August...' in the heat of a row, I knew that any response I could ever give would be doomed to fail.
The divorce wasn't that fun either. On the plus side I did used to play zorro with her robes.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 13:10, 2 replies)

I am married to someone widely regarded as the top matrimonial lawyer in the country. I win all the arguments but deep down she knows I am never asking for a divorce.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 16:23, closed)
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