good advice for you all
well, advice, anyway.

never hug soot
never iron a bomb
never knock a nail in with a duck
never immac your pubes
never try to make instant mash with chicken soup instead of hot water
remember, you are never too old to storm a bouncy castle
live for the day, scare a toddler
a clean house is a sign of a wasted life
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:56, 11 replies)

I like these
but instant mash with chicken soup should surely be magnificent?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:05, closed)

no
it's gloopy shit and it makes you puke.
trust me on this.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:10, closed)

Rice cooked in instant chicken soup is lush though.
Got many a meal out of that in my student days.
( .Yeti., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:55, closed)

ooohh, yes
i've tried that one myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:57, closed)

I like this too
I hope the bouncy castle bit will keep me for many years to come.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:13, closed)

well, i'm 35
and i still can't resist a bouncy castle
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:17, closed)

32...
..and was at a 3 year old's birthday party and bouncing somersaults on one, was fucking awesome :D

Kids being thrown out of the way by a hairy slightly chubby welshman while I shout "HONG KONG PHOOEY!" and divebomb on the fucker :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:37, closed)

see, this is what i mean
just because you have to grow older, it doesn't mean you have to grow up
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:39, closed)

50...
...and instead the slightly chubby Welshman insert "enormous Yorkshire truck driver".

Obviously not into any kids

/coat
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:40, closed)

trampolines are good, too

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:52, closed)

Well I'm now 37
and have a daughter just old enough to serve as and excuse for having a trampoline.

We have had one for 3 weeks now.

I have been aching so much I can hardly move for the last 20 days. I have reached the conclusion that not only will I never learn, actually I never want to.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:55, closed)