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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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On the subject of driving.
I had one lesson, and one bit of advice. It's the advice which has seen me through.

"Every body on the road is a bloody idiot."

I'm also acutely aware that this also applies to me at times.

Thanks Dad.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:44, 2 replies)
and on the same subject...
My Father, with his usual grace and skill with the English language gave me some driving advice.
'If you're driving you've got to have eyes up your fucking arse, it's not you, it's every other cunt.'
How he never became poet laureate I'll never know... ;-)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:59, closed)
My driving instructor
a trained professional, with several years' experience, gave me precisely the same advice.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 23:46, closed)

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