Good Advice
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
"Smart man pisses when he can,
not when he needs to."
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:05,
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Smart man may get kidney stones if he keeps his wee in
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:06,
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A real man pisses where he likes*
*Note HR do not accept this as an excuse when caught pissing in a colleagues bin.....
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Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:11,
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