Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Whizzy-weesYou can't concentrate when you need a piss, see, and it can really occupy your mind. It can also be embarrassing when you're in a new place with new people and you're trying to act scintillating while trying not to need a nervous wee. You get flustered and make social gaffes, invariably ending in you saying, just as the crowd goes silent, 'Oh sorry, I well need a wee.'
Therefore the best advice I ever received was:
"If you need to piss: Stop. Piss. And carry on."
Just then, I wanted to write more but I'd made myself need a wee, so I stopped, went for a piss and carried on. As such, I didn't need to rush this last sentence.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:36, Reply)
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