Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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my friend's grandmawe went round there for lunch and my friend said to her grandmother, a real cockney who is about 85: "so are you courting, nan?"
and her grandma said:
"courtin'? COURTIN'? what would i want one of them ruddy things hangin' around the house for??"
bloody marvellous. i nearly split myself laughing!
the advice comes in because this was the same grandma who, when em went off to university, announced that she would always be alright if she "kept her hand on her ha'penny".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:14,
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