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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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People say
Life is short and you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that's why you should live each day like it's your last.

Bullshit.

Life is long.

You're probably not going to get hit by a bus and you're going to have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

So watch out.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:41, 6 replies)
i've been hit by a bus
but it was doing about 2mph, so fuck you, bus!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:44, closed)
I'm not sure
whether that proves or disproves the point.
So well I'll just say well done for surviving.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:53, closed)
2mph?
Pah - the bus that hit me was going a good 30 mph - luckily my motorbike was a beast and took most of the blow.

So I guess I am saying, buy a big motorbike!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:41, closed)
Bollocks.
As has been demonstrated this very week to someone close to many peoples' hearts right here on B3TA, your time could come unexpectedly and abruptly. Seize the opportunity and don't put things off until tomorrow, you might not be around then.

If you are lucky enough to live a long life, better to regret the things you HAVE done, not the things you haven't. I'd rather adjust the 50 years accordingly to justify the choices I made, than watch my life dribble away in nondescript blandness.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:33, closed)
How about
"Prepare for the future, live for the present."

That way you won't find yourself living in a damp, dark house with no heat at the age of 75 because you didn't save for your retirement, wondering why your wonderful memories don't keep you warm.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:28, closed)
What?!
"If you are lucky enough to live a long life, better to regret the things you HAVE done, not the things you haven't."

What on earth does that mean? Every option that you choose inescapably denies you the opportunity of choosing several other options. So for everything you HAVE done there's a whole bunch of equally good and important other things that you HAVEN'T done as a result. Shagging someone at the office party may be something that you HAVE done and may turn out to be an experience that you look back upon fondly, BUT as a result what you HAVEN'T done is remain faithful to your girl/boyfriend and invested in the future of that relationship.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:17, closed)

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