Good Advice
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
NEVER
trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:56,
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i know a man with such a unibrow
he cheats at mariokart
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:58,
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And..
He wears his fur on the inside...
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Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:00,
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that would explain
why he never calls when it's a full moon
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:06,
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Proof

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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:34,
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hahhahahaa
see..it true..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:13,
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I read this as elbows...
.. I was wondering which particular mutants you had in mind!
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:07,
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