rules to live by...
1- A woman will never get into an unmade bed.

2- Internet dating: sane, single, attractive: Pick any two.
(ivantsp, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:57, 5 replies)

Not true!
I've got all three (although probably not for long, at my age)
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:24, closed)

I'm lucky if I get one.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:25, closed)

ah!
So it's them, not us?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:27, closed)

Been there, done that, confirmed the theory.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 21 May 2010, 11:35, closed)

The first one isn't true....
I forgot to make my bed yesterday and just fell into it last night...
in my defence, m'lud, the rest of the house was fucking pristine and it was so hot I didn't want any covers on anyway.

But if you're talking bloke's beds... yuck.

My advice ladies, always arrange the first fuck of a new relationship at your own house. Then you don't risk the horror of the crusty blokey bottom sheet.
( Sallyrsm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, closed)