Good Advice
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
Sage advice
Combine with onions to make a delicious stuffing.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:10,
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ha ha
nicely
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insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:21,
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Sega advice
Press up,down,left,right, A+start at the title screen of Sonic the Hedgehog for a level select.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:35,
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I think there's also room for an accountancy software gag here
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:42,
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surely no one
is that sad
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bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:06,
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It seems not
V
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:43,
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Saga advice
See next week's issue for our interview with hot young thing John Cleese!
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:04,
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Arf
More Sage advice: Don't use it. Find some better accounting/ERP software that doesn't boil the blood of users and technicans alike.
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Cloudane, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:40,
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