Good Advice
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
As my dad says...
Life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you've got, the less shit you eat
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secretsquirrel, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:57,
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May I venture..
The more bread you've got, the better it tastes!
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AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Fri 21 May 2010, 14:12,
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Your dad fed you faeces?
Were they his?
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00,
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I don't know about the sandwiches you eat
more filling. So I think your dad had it precisely in reverse.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:07,
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Shit flows downhill - money flows uphill.
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Benzyl, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:37,
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