Advice Needed
I don't know if I have recieved any but I could do with some good advice.

If after trying anal for the first time your woman passes out on you do you? a) carry on b) stop to see if shes ok c) other - please state
(TheDream In need of signature to impress clunge owners, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:01, 8 replies)

c. Remove her strap-on and finish it yourself.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, closed)

I'd go with option a).
Otherwise it's like having sex with someone who's asleep, which is a bit rapey.
( .Yeti., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:46, closed)

Depends.
If she passes out from the pain of having your bludger rammed up her dirtbox, you'd best stop and make her a nice hot drink. Then get your running shoes on.

If she's only letting you bugger her because she's had loads of booze and is on the verge of passing out, don't do it. She WILL sober up and regret it, possibly just as you plunge up to the nuts for the first time. Better to work her up to it when she's sober, savour the deed, enjoy the way she takes every inch, nice and slow. Use lots of lube and don't bang it in like Peter North.
(Rsoles, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:40, closed)

C
a2m ftw!
(Kyzia was here on, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:54, closed)

a2m
lol, had to look that one up. I really need to think out of the (dirt)box more, Im not quite devious enough!
(TheDream In need of signature to impress clunge owners, Fri 21 May 2010, 20:26, closed)

pull out, clean yourself up
and hope your Dad doesn't question why your Mum is walking awkwardly for the next few days
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 May 2010, 21:23, closed)

Got that one covered, she has a wooden leg
(TheDream In need of signature to impress clunge owners, Sat 22 May 2010, 7:37, closed)

surely she'd be unconscious from the start?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:34, closed)