Save embarrassment with homeopathic porn:
Simply cut and paste one pixel from your favourite naughty lady picture into a blank frame. Hit your screen with a copy of the bible, then take one pixel from the resulting picture and place it into another blank frame.

Do this a couple of hundred times and by the time you have finished you will, due to the memory of pixels, be faced with an image so stupendously horn inducing you'll be spunking your strides so heartily you'll need to be rehydrated by saline drip.

Plus if your missus checks out the images you've saved, she won't be able to see a thing.

Happy homeo-eroticism !
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:38, 3 replies)

fucking genius!
is it scientifically verifiable?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 May 2010, 20:05, closed)

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( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 21 May 2010, 22:26, closed)

Weird as fuck
and very, very funny. Then again I does like me some woo-bashing.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:23, closed)