Pay attention
1.Read the label. Then READ the label. This is especially important BEFORE applying Veet to your nutsac.

2. NEVER smell anyone's fingers if they ask you to.

3. If your stomach is rumbling and grumbling, after a night out and food from a kebab van, don't take the risk of quacking out a nice loud fart at work in a bid to amuse your mates. There are few things as demeaning as waddling homewards with all your workmates knowing you have followed through.

4. When proceeding up the Bournville Boulevard (yours or hers, fair's fair), use plenty of lube. And then a bit more.
Oh, and "lube" doesn't mean "spit".

5. If you like your partner to swallow your goo, it's considerate to lay off the onions, asparagus, curry and cigarettes for a few days beforehand, if not permanently. (Choice between being gobbled and a nice curry? No contest, I'd rather go hungry than miss out on spilling my mess)
Pineapples and fruit juice in your diet will make the experience far less traumatic for a reluctant swallower, and make it less likely that she does an impression of General Tojo being hanged when you pop your load in her mouth.
(Rsoles, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:44, 3 replies)

Sounds like you know your onions on point 5!

( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:52, closed)

Someone told me...
Cinnamon was a good idea for tastier batter. Any truth in that do we know?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:08, closed)

Dunno
I suppose it's like that cinnamon chewing gum, some people like it, others find it vile. The stuff I mentioned above makes it bitter, but fruit makes it smoother and sweeter. Apparently.

Heeeeey, that just made me think about tim1701's comment - here's me thinking it was some kind of Alan Partridge reference but now I'm not so sure. No, tim, I'm not an expert on how cum tastes, despite what anyone else might tell you, I'm just considerate!
(Rsoles, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:19, closed)