Thanks Dad
The one single piece of advise that my Dad has given me, and has managed to stick in my brain at least, is this:

"Son, always tell a girl that you will be the most fantastic shag she has ever had. Because when she finds out you're not, it's too late anyway"

Not sure if that stuck because it makes sense in a weird way or because of the mental scarring
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:56, 2 replies)

how does your dad know how good'a shag you are
your family seems strange... Are you from Bristol?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:49, closed)

^ This

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:15, closed)