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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Regarding my taste in love interests:
My friend thought this was appropriate advice when I had ended it with yet another basketcase (this one was a cross-dressing knife-thrower, which funnily enough was the most normal thing about him) and I could not for the life of me work out why psychotic after psychotic kept flocking to me! When confiding in a friend, in a tone as serious as they come I got told:
"Here's an idea; stop cruising outside the loony bin in Mile End picking them up one by one!!!"
I do nothing of the sort, grade A loons are attracted to me from mental wards across the country not just Mile End. What got me raising an eyebrow is that when I laughed I realised her advice was serious! So much for her opinion of me!
( , Mon 24 May 2010, 20:38, Reply)
My friend thought this was appropriate advice when I had ended it with yet another basketcase (this one was a cross-dressing knife-thrower, which funnily enough was the most normal thing about him) and I could not for the life of me work out why psychotic after psychotic kept flocking to me! When confiding in a friend, in a tone as serious as they come I got told:
"Here's an idea; stop cruising outside the loony bin in Mile End picking them up one by one!!!"
I do nothing of the sort, grade A loons are attracted to me from mental wards across the country not just Mile End. What got me raising an eyebrow is that when I laughed I realised her advice was serious! So much for her opinion of me!
( , Mon 24 May 2010, 20:38, Reply)
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