Fans will know I have trained in karate for many years, and can break several concrete slabs with my head while still composing haiku on the beauty of existence.
My teacher, Master Hung, taught me the best piece of advice for anyone involved in any conflict - mental, physical or emotional - because in order to reach the tenth level black at which Master Hung was a four times world championship master teacher, you must be able to control all your funtions precisely including emotional pain, mental fatigue, and physical power.

His advice was "The butterfly's wing is unable to beat if the butterfly is not willing to learn" and that's true because I'm now ninetieth dan blackbelt superkiller and I could totally kick anyone's head in, but be calm and philosophical about it and totally zen.

Peace.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:46, 8 replies)

If I didn't know better
I'd think you were jealous of someone...
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:53, closed)

Hahahahahahaha
Next up - GOD HATES FAGS
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:57, closed)

You know, that would make a fantastic poster
A few gravestones should set it off nicely.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:02, closed)

With rainbow colours, too - to ridicule the homosexual community.
Maybe picket a few funerals to really set them off.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:03, closed)

Yeah
After all, God will protect you from gangs of 6'4" bodybuilding homosexuals. Don't worry about the baseball bats, for you have the armour of Righteousness.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:07, closed)

needs moar Honda Accord
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:38, closed)

"He who feels a need for power is he who is ultimately weak".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:41, closed)

" I'm now ninetieth dan blackbelt superkiller "
This needs to be printed on a t-shirt.

For women..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:33, closed)