I got this from Dara Ó Briain
before you have kids... get out of the habit of using perfectly innocuous words in a sexual way...

(paraphrasing) "You'll thank me when your child comes in after playing in the mud and you say 'you're a dirty girl'"

A friend's child recently told me all about her new fluffy toy - which she kept calling a pussy. It was the most uncomfortable conversation I've ever had.
( likeajackhammer, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:30, 2 replies)

Not having kids, I find them a little difficult to be around.
For example, my (grown-up) friend is quite pretty, and quite vain, and loves having her photo taken. Consequently I will often inform people that she's an absolute slut for the camera.

When taking lovely portraits of one's confident, pretty, 5year old neice who also likes having her photo taken, expressing similar sentiment should at the very least be completely reworded, if expressed at all.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, closed)

I think we should just stop using "polite" replacements.
Talk about penises, vaginas, breasts, anuses, ...
Let's stop being pointlessly prudish -- who the fuck is it who keeps trying to make anatomical terms taboo?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:08, closed)