Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Eitheryou need to chew with your mouth shut or you have a really small head.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:00, 2 replies)
Or don't tryto pick them up by spiking them with your fork
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:56,
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yes, well... *wags finger*i was trying to take a small bite while hazily reading the interwebs on my lunch when it FUCKING EXPLODED IN MY FACE LIKE A MASSIVE SHRAPNEL FILLED PIPE BOMB. i was in shock for about 15 seconds observing the devastation to my desk. it was like bradford city centre.
The 2nd 1 went in whole then felt like an eyeball popping in my mouth. i nearly gagged.
they were the most tension-filled fruit/vegatable i've ever eaten at lunchtime. Honest.
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