Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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On holidayDon't eat squid ink paella the night before travelling and then forget about it.
Having a pre flight dump is no fun when it came out black and you think you are dying (until your wife reminds you of your tasty dinner choice)!
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:03,
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fair enoughbut I can't remember the last time I examined one of my bowel extractions for correct hue, although maybe I should be, to check for signs of impending death. Or just get the wife to check 'em, save me the bother.
btw, squid ink paella....yum.
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A cheeky glance...is normal procedure isn't it? Even if only to boast about the sheer magnificence of the brown trout you laid out to your mates! And it was really, really dark, I mean pitch black, hard not to notice even without close inspection.
Now I just sound weird, or German.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40,
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