We met on a beach
It was one of those jaw dropping moments that you don't think will happen in real life.

She was there with her family on holiday, I was feeling a bit down in the dumps after losing my job but i'd already booked the holiday so I was damned well going to enjoy it.

She was just paddling in the shallows when I saw her. She had this wonderful innocence in her eyes.

I knew of course, that she was well out of my league so I just enjoyed the moment as I lay in the sun.

But then, as I walked back to my apartment later a miracle occured. It turns out they were staying just a couple of apartments over from mine. After a bit of clandestine stalking errrr observation, I realised that her bedroom window was overlooked by mine.

That night as I enjoyed my chicken risotto I noticed her parents leaving the apartment with some friends. But she wasn't with them.

Sensing my chance, I climbed in through her bedroom window and stole her. But in the end I had to kill her as the publicity got a bit too much.

I'm sorry, I know it's wrong. I hope it hasn't bindun either
( Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:14, 7 replies)

ooo Al, you devil
I was going to post something similar

this is better than mine would've been though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:16, closed)

This, Mr. Al,
Is why you're one of my very favorite b3tans!
( Cawl, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:21, closed)

*clicky*
Definately on of the better jokes around. Me likes!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:22, closed)

amazin'
..
( rofl harris, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:25, closed)

How is Hull this time of year?
*clicks*
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:25, closed)

Love it
Someone was going to do it sooner or later, and I'm glad it was you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:27, closed)

Deliciously humourous and very very evil.
Well done good sir!
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:42, closed)