Will you go out with me?
"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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We met on a beach
It was one of those jaw dropping moments that you don't think will happen in real life.
She was there with her family on holiday, I was feeling a bit down in the dumps after losing my job but i'd already booked the holiday so I was damned well going to enjoy it.
She was just paddling in the shallows when I saw her. She had this wonderful innocence in her eyes.
I knew of course, that she was well out of my league so I just enjoyed the moment as I lay in the sun.
But then, as I walked back to my apartment later a miracle occured. It turns out they were staying just a couple of apartments over from mine. After a bit of clandestinestalking errrr observation, I realised that her bedroom window was overlooked by mine.
That night as I enjoyed my chicken risotto I noticed her parents leaving the apartment with some friends. But she wasn't with them.
Sensing my chance, I climbed in through her bedroom window and stole her. But in the end I had to kill her as the publicity got a bit too much.
I'm sorry, I know it's wrong. I hope it hasn't bindun either
( , Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:14, 7 replies)
It was one of those jaw dropping moments that you don't think will happen in real life.
She was there with her family on holiday, I was feeling a bit down in the dumps after losing my job but i'd already booked the holiday so I was damned well going to enjoy it.
She was just paddling in the shallows when I saw her. She had this wonderful innocence in her eyes.
I knew of course, that she was well out of my league so I just enjoyed the moment as I lay in the sun.
But then, as I walked back to my apartment later a miracle occured. It turns out they were staying just a couple of apartments over from mine. After a bit of clandestine
That night as I enjoyed my chicken risotto I noticed her parents leaving the apartment with some friends. But she wasn't with them.
Sensing my chance, I climbed in through her bedroom window and stole her. But in the end I had to kill her as the publicity got a bit too much.
I'm sorry, I know it's wrong. I hope it hasn't bindun either
( , Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:14, 7 replies)
ooo Al, you devil
I was going to post something similar
this is better than mine would've been though
( , Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:16, closed)
I was going to post something similar
this is better than mine would've been though
( , Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:16, closed)
Love it
Someone was going to do it sooner or later, and I'm glad it was you.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:27, closed)
Someone was going to do it sooner or later, and I'm glad it was you.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:27, closed)
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