Mrs Humpty.
A long time ago, I moved to Sweden.

363 days later, I left the nightmarish control-freak of a cow that I'd moved here to live with and struck out on my own. I moved to Malmö and Started to get my life into some sort of order. My next-door neighbour turned out to be an English bloke: An utterly nice fella.

Since I got to know him he's had the same lass, has bought a house, moved in together, got a dog etc. At a party at his little house I was ribbing him... "Well, you've got the house, the car and the dog and the missus.... Kids.. it's time you got some kids" (I hate it when people take that tack, So I enjoy doing it for the sheer devilment).

Frothing at the mouth and spraying my all-too-near face with gobs of indignation he exploded... "Kids? KIDS?? well... you... YOU need kids!! HA!"
Pointing out the futility of my situation I replied. "I don't even have anyone to HAVE kids with... I'd need a willing lass first"... at which very point, A lass tripped over my foot.
"How fortunate: I need a someone to have kids with too... pleased to meet you: I'm Ellinor"

Last monday we'd been together for a year.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:02, 10 replies)

*wishes*
He had luck like that. I have big enough boots to trip over, but they never do :(

Oh, and Malmo is very nice. Lund is pretty too.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:06, closed)

To Add a bit more
... www.hemnet.se/beskrivning/hemnet/255624 We're trying to buy this house. We'll probably get out-bid on it, but it's hitting the market at around £90,000 and has 1.2 acres. Hit "Se Alla Bilder" to see the pretty pics.
Interior needs help.. but that's half the fun. 20 minute's commute with a train station within walking distance.

Oh.. And the lasses here are pretty too :D.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:07, closed)

hang on
you were ribbing him at a party? Bit full on.
( rofl harris, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:14, closed)

Fucking a friend in the Ass..
does NOT make you gay...

*stern look*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:34, closed)

Can I Remind You About This?
www.b3ta.com/questions/goingtoofar/post65560

And for those of you who don't trust me anymore when it comes to clicking on links, here's the actual post:

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i'm going to hell.
have just stagered gome af sast as i can from partystill very drunk
it's 1:16 am here.
have just shagged my mate's girlfriend on the balcony.. 'not good. not good at all.
miniskirts: great
too much drink: bad.,

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed

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A classic...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:04, closed)

Ooo! nice house.
Good luck!
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:11, closed)

Your point Legless?
:o)

Whaddya trying to say? ... It *is* possible to tame someone like me... ;o)

Or was it that.... Parties and I seem to have great results? =)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:17, closed)

I've got long legs
and tend to sit with them straight out in front of me.

So I've quite often had women trip over my feet. But that's as far as it's gone.

Nice one, Humpty.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:26, closed)

The Point Is..
that now that you're spoken for, the chances of another post like that one is slim to non-existent.

But it's still one of my all-time B3ta favourites.

Good on ya mate.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:27, closed)

Why-thank-you-sir.
Aye. Taken, and happy with it too.

I'll never be able to quit flirting though... :o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:03, closed)