Bloody hell
This isnt really the tale of how I asked her out, its more of a tale of the things I went through with this one lass I dated.

We first met when I was working on a taxi fare and had been "ahem" pulled over by the rozzers to inspect my vehicle. I didn't really take to her as she was a bit of a smart assed bitch and seemed to fancy one of the geeky looking passengers I had with me at the time. We arrived at the drop off point, I collected my fare and buggered off. She did look a little pissed off at me for doing this and for some reason I decided to change what I had planned and help her (and her mates) out a bit.

Turned out she was part of a group of people fighting against the government. The group used to cause a shedload of damage to council owned buildings . I was ok with that as I was pretty sick of the current government too, maybe not to the level at which some of her friends would go to but I kept my mouth shut.

Aanyway I was eventually drawn into her little world and would regularly help out whenever I could. Trouble was I had my own personal problems and due to one of my mates fucking me over I was separated from her for a while. The last I saw of me was when she told me that she loved me. I didn't really have the right amount of time to give her a decent reply and just said I know.

She came back eventually but by then I was in a right state: I decided that I hated my old lifestyle as due to this I felt like crap and could hardly see (Don't ask). Thanks to her, and with my new outlook on life, I decided to help out with her mates and managed to make quite a name for myself.

We are now married and my only problem is that she treats my best mate like our pet dog. To be honest he does moult sometimes and he does look like a dog as he is a wookie.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:05, 7 replies)

bugger.
you had me right up to the word "wookie".
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:08, closed)

me too
and I still wasn't quite sure...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:13, closed)

Very good
Had me up to the last line :)
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:13, closed)

Damn
you're good at getting these ones in.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:15, closed)

Cheers Al
I always try and add a few real stories of my own to QOTW but I always like to add the odd Star Wars one too
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:33, closed)

Gold
Very good Mr B, It all seemd very familiar but unplaceable all the way to the last word.
(Funkwomble XBL and PSN DangerBoy73, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:43, closed)

I was getting sure it was going to be fight club
until the wookie part.
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)