Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Sweet story.I was on Match.com, and I said "no smokers, no children, and no long distance."
One woman kept popping up: a smoker with four kids living a three-hour drive away in Memphis, TN.
Because the pickings were slim (I originally typed "slime," which is actually not too far off), we talked on the phone and arranged a date. I went fully expecting to eat BBQ ribs on Beale Street at a blues club followed by her giving me the typical "You're a nice guy, but..." parting line.
Five years later, she's quit smoking, the four kids are ours (not just hers) and she spends every night right next to me. Shows you how much I know, huh?
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:23,
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...Nice one!
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