signals? SIGNALS?
Jesus christ, bloody women. When I hold a door open for you, I'm not just holding a door open for you. What I'm really saying is:

"If I hold this door open for you, then maybe you will be impressed by this seemingly random act of kindness, and therefore obliged to let me put things inside you for a night with the inevitable conclusion of having your stomach and boobs sprayed with various substances."

Why dont you women pick up on these things?? It's not that hard ffs.

(Also, applies to giving up a seat on the bus/tube, picking up something you accidentally dropped, and any other minor action we perform for you).
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:29, 5 replies)

Chivalry is only mostly dead

( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:33, closed)

reminds me of a joke
90 year old woman complains to her grand daughter

"no one holds the door open for me, or is polite any more"

"Thats because they don't want to fuck you nan"
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:40, closed)

Is that really true?
^
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:20, closed)

We know that
that's why we don't give a fuck and don't fall all over you when you do it.

Also, I had a seven year old boy hold a door open for me recently. It's a fine line between cougar and pedophile.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 10:10, closed)

Don't give it all away damn you!
They're not supposed to know the secret signals!!!
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:57, closed)