"you're fit"
a few years ago, i had a summer bbq back at my parents' house. my brother came and brought a fair few of his mates along. as i live in london, my friends and his don't tend to mix all that often, so there was quite a bit of mingling.

my friend anya had brought her very new and very young german boyfriend with her. unbeknown to any of us, he sneaked into the conservatory, had a cheeky tactical chunder which carpeted the glass dining table with an inch of terracotta coloured vomit, and quietly drew all the curtains behind him as he left.

we carried on partying, oblivious to this. until my brother's friend gavin stumbled across it by mistake. he also drew the curtains behind him and left the vomit to itself. but then later in the evening, he was trying to get one of my friends to himself. the only room that offered privacy from the party was the conservatory.

so gavin turned to her and said: "you're fit. i know where there's some sick. do you want to come and see it?"

he was 26, not 6. but amazingly this worked, and they went out for... well, about a month actually, but it was beautiful whilst it lasted!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:40, 3 replies)

I just did a megalol in the office after reading that!
Thankfully my boss has gone home and wasn't around to hear me.

*enclickens*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:47, closed)

That's fantastic
*click* just because I can imagine him looking all shy and looking at his feet like a kid! Classic, Miss Swipe :)
( Maladicta, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 19:40, closed)

lol
this.me.amused.
( MadAdamUk was last alive on, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 10:07, closed)