Am not sure if we are together but.
Well, I may be in a relationship that may have started three and a half months ago but he wouldn't call it a relationship, like, 2 months ago so I haven't asked again. Complicated. Anyway, my method of finally managing to snog him was: mega cleavage enhancing dress, plus much drink and also much tiredness. Hoorah. I am a screwup and so is he, but we're moving along together... slowly... maybe yay?
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:48, 6 replies)

@Clarabelle
I'm sorry to sound like a bit of a wet blanket here (oo-er) but if he's reluctant to be in a relationship with you, assuming the picture in your profile's accurate, my G_d, what a fool!

Note to male in relationship with Clarabelle: she's GORGEOUS and funny and cute! Why the reluctance?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:54, closed)

Holy christ
what a moron! Plus you're a midwife, you get paid to look a fannies! admitedly fannies with babies coming out of them, but fannies nevertheless.

What is wrong with men in general, there are a number of quite fabulous b3ta laydeez who can't get a bloke. It makes no sense.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:57, closed)

^^What they've all said
Added to which you've got a fantastic smile and amazing norks!

If I was a bloke or lady inclined, I would.

Ask him if it is a relationship, if he says it isn't then spend your time on someone who truly values you, your smile and your magnificent breasts!

You go girl!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:58, closed)

^^ Unsmooth, but....
If the male in question says it's not a proper relationship drop me a line I'd be more than delighted (and probably grin like the Cheshire cat) to be your companion!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:01, closed)

^^
damn he's smooth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:02, closed)

@Al... as Jeremy Paxman would say ...
...erm, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss.

Or not.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:05, closed)