In Prague
an Albanian dwarf chased me down the street after I'd ordered a pizza slice from him in broken czech. This is because he assumed (correctly) that I was British.

'will you be my girlfriend?' asked the small man.
'erm, no' responded I.
'ok, will you be my wife then?' asked the small man.
(trying to run away) 'erm, even more no' responded I.
'I just want a British passport!' said the small man.

Needless to say, I suddenly lost the ability to speak english ('Ich jsem uno Skot!!'), and backed away slowly from the despondant Eastern European midget.
( ascorbate, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:15, 7 replies)

Hahahaha!
THIS^
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:22, closed)

wow...
that really IS broken Czech!
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:24, closed)

Hilarious!
I love dawrves - and this one's a cheeky one, to boot.

Made my morning, this has.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:50, closed)

Despondant Eastern European Midget.
There are people that would lick your face for a Gem of phrase like that.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:04, closed)

Was it Tattoo?
(I suspect not many people will know about whom I'm talking.)
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:57, closed)

The
former popular lesbian russian beat combo Tattoo?
(Hippo_of_Doom, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:30, closed)

zee plane, zee PLANE!
yes tatoo.
(lazy killer robot found that beer tastes better when your older, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 4:07, closed)