Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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BurnedMe: 'Hi, can I buy you a drink?'
Her: 'I would lick my own liquified turds off Rick Waller's testicles before I let you buy me a drink'
Bit harsh.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:32, 8 replies)
sounds like she wanted a baileys mate(
spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:41,
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OrMalibu?
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or perhaps she wasone of the girls from the much reviewed '2 girls one cup' video
and an avid lover of Rick Waller.
what a missed opportunity, i bet she went home and cried.
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Very harshHe shaves them regularly so you can get right into the folds
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Cheeses of Nazareth Where's Captain Kirk? www.whereiskirk.com, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:54,
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Still.At least it was her own turds and not Rick Waller's. That would have been way harsh.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:59,
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and waayyy bigtoo
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the cunt!but yes, she probably really wanted a malibu. -shudders-
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:55, closed)
Missed opportunityYou should've replied, "Sounds great, can I watch?" with a filthy leer.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:09,
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