Like you
I noticed her first because of her car. It was great. But every day, something would go wrong with it. She was always like "grrrr" and I was all "whats up with it today?". I used to have one of them, so I said I'd have a look. When I got round I thought she'd changed her hair, and she liked my cut - you know, sort of choppy. We looked pretty cool.

We both worked in restaurants, as wait staff, like, well until something else comes along. She told me she was in a band, I'd never heard them, but I'd heard they were pretty good. I told her to come on over to my place, well 'Gastro pub' after she got off shift and I'd get the cook to make something that I know she'd love. She was all, you know.

I went to her place - some guy was actually sleeping on the couch. She said it was fine. He pays rent. I'm sure theres some unresolved issues there between them. I'll have to get rid of him. She said it was all, you know, stuff.

I'd really like to keep this cool, casual, and she's so, so, just, 'earthly'. Do you know what I mean? I dig bohemian chicks but you know?

But I did like her. Its just that she never fucking washes and her place is a fucking tip.

Fucking hippy chicks.

And whats with the being naked all the time?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:44, 7 replies)

Very
bohemian.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:45, closed)

Like me.
or should that be like me! ?????
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:51, closed)

mm
^ raised intonation. The curse of the pashmina classes.
( rofl harris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:53, closed)

KILL.ALL.HIPPIES

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:54, closed)

Fucking genius
I love that band and that tune but.. I fucking pissed myself just then!
(lost, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:22, closed)

no seriously
kill them

there is no punchline

just kill them

mongfaced knit your own sandal tofu botherers

cunts

kill em

and those smug dolphin bastards too. if your that fucking bright get a job

cunts
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:30, closed)

What's a hippy spimf?
And what's wrong with your wrong?

I like dolphins. Shoot me.
(lost, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:24, closed)