Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Proposing.I had my proposal to my now wife all planned. It was nearly Christmas. All of London was frosty white. I'd heard that there was an outdoor ice rink in Covent Garden Market with a Christmas tree. What better place to propose?
I had the ring. I had a plan. I managed to get her to agree to go up to Covent Garden.
When we arrived it was the singlemost piss-poor attempt at ice-rinkery I had ever seen. For starters it was HEAVILY branded by Absolut. Then it was its pitiful size. About fifteen feet by ten by my estimation.
And the Christmas tree? It was clear perspex in the 2D shape of a bottle of Absolut, glowing gently blue.
Cunts.
So we went home. We sat on the floor of her flat watching "Michael" with John Travolta, meaning I ultimately proposed with the line "This film is shit. Will you marry me?"
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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:36,
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absolut chilled?yeah sorry that was one of mine, thing is you sell the idea to these brand cunts and it's a huge swirly epic with subtle branding and complimentary bowls of grade a coke handed out by jessica alba clones in mink g srings then some cunt with a miniscule budget and an even smaller knob swathes in with a red pen
cunts
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:04,
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You should have gone to the rinkthey put on at Broadgate in the square off to the side of Liverpool St.
What did she say, btw?
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