Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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YumTypical friday night loytering in the streets causing mischief and I had somehow ended up with a a group of people including a skanky girl from the dodgy end of town. I watched in awe as this scene unfolded:
Her: I'm f*uckin starvin but Iv spent all my money on cider!
Random guy she didnt know: If you shag me ill buy u a pie..
Her: Ok
That my friends is romance!.. Needless to say a relationship didnt blossom out of this. It was about 5 years ago. She was 14 at the time and now has 2 kids. Lovely stuff.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:17, 2 replies)
That's one good thingabout girls who are poor to the point of starvation- they'll do it just for the protein.
(Ticket to Hull, please...)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:27,
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so beautifuli just shed a tear at the beauty of it all. i think shakespeare wrote a story about it, didn't he? maybe it was jerry springer, though. can't remember.
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