LAST…
week I decided that I wouldn’t do any posts trying to be last…and in honour of DiT’s B3taday wish…here’s a normal one instead...

Ladies were always difficult to communicate with when I was younger.
Although petrified of rejection, I once took a chance with a pretty young thing from school.
S he told me that she didn’t want to ‘ruin the friendship’.
That was total bollocks. She just didn’t fancy me. I was gutted
?

Sad, but true.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:32, 6 replies)

The separation
of the S from the rest of "she" is because you weren't actually convinced "she" was a real woman isn't it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:39, closed)

Yes...
Yes it is.

*shames*

Edit: normally the adam's apple gives it away...not to mention the cock...but not in that case.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:44, closed)

There there.
We've all been there at some point.

*pats on back*

*in manly standoffish way of course*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:46, closed)

I suspect I've been there too.
If you're shy and it's the first time you've plucked up the guts to ask someone out, that may be the nicest way to turn you down, but once you've done it a few times, you learn to appreciate integrity over courtesy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:03, closed)

umm, spakka
I think that he meant "we've all been there" in the way that we've all been duped by a he-bitch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:19, closed)

.
I meant "We've all been there" as in wondered if she was deliberately trying to be nice to hide her true feelings.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:39, closed)