Best Graffiti EverMy favourite was a public loo in Oxford where someone had written a huge poem all down the cubicle door. Best bit? Someone else had added detailed literary criticism. Only in Oxford. Have you seen better? Worse? Do tell.
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rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:16)
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Darlington Town Centre, circa. 1999And suddenly the town sprouted graffiti _everywhere_ about two characters named "Stuart Goodchild" and "Jackie Watson".
It started off with the charmingly innocent "Stuart Goodchild fucks Jackie Watson". Mild enough, although the frequency of its placement throughout the town shown that this was the graffito of someone determined to declaim this fact to the world.
"Jackie Watson sucks Stuart Goodchild's cock" was emblazened on shop fronts in Post House Wynd, in the bogs in the Pennyweight, in the subways on Bondgate and Northgate, practically everywhere you looked you were being told about this particular tryst.
After a couple more months, the poster was back, with "Stuart Goodchild fucks Jackie Watson and she shaves her fanny for him", the message of the first wave being subverted by the additional clause. This also appeared in numerous locations around Darlington Town Centre.
I always wondered who these two people were, and if this was the act of some random nutjob, the act of the spurned ex-partner of either Stuart or Jackie, or indeed either of the two declaring their sexual activity to an unsuspecting world.
Scratch that last one - if they'd been doing the graffiti they'd never have had time to fuck.
[Edit - just noticed a twatty typo. 'pols all.]
YS
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:20, Reply)
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