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My favourite was a public loo in Oxford where someone had written a huge poem all down the cubicle door. Best bit? Someone else had added detailed literary criticism. Only in Oxford. Have you seen better? Worse? Do tell.

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:16)
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Fountainpark, Edinburgh:

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:32, Reply)
someone has taken great care to alter the wording on the side of a big recycling bin by my local theatre!

It now blares out, in big white letters,

A WanK in a FoOd CaN


altho I dont condone this sort of behaviour.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, Reply)
groovy Fitzroy
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, Reply)
on the door of the girls' toilets in the Good Mixer:

yes, about me :p
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, Reply)
Toilet door -University of East Anglia
To be is to do - Sartre
To do is to do - Nietzsche
Scoo be, do be Doooo - Scooby Doo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, Reply)
Seen in The Universal bars toilets in Glasgow
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has spotted the same graffitti in a different pub in Glasgow!
it's an epidemic!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, Reply)
nescafe kill babies, nuff said

edit: and i once saw "cuntbox" written on the side of somebodys shed.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, Reply)
One I began...
At Leeds Uni library, in the basement toilets (the best ones), I started a list of Premiership footballers who were gay. Over the following weeks the list was added to by other toilet visitors. Suggestions were also 'debunked' in an additional column, stating if the player was married or with a girlfriend. In the end, we had quite a comprehensive list.

I also went into that toilet one day and found a large blob of cum on the seat. This was unpleasant.

The homoeroticism of this toilet is only just dawning on me :/
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, Reply)
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(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, Reply)
Geoff Astle
For those of you who live in the midlands, you may or may not know about the Geoff Astle bridge.

There is a hump back bridge in Netherton that has the words, "ASTLE IS THE KING" written on it.

It has always been there. Its even used as a reference point.

Even when the council cleaned it off a few years back it was repainted.

Its legendary.

It's been there since 1968

Heres the proof

Absolutely the BEST Graffiti EVER

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, Reply)
As I boarded my flight to Ibiza, many moons ago, at teh top of the boarding steps some classic graffiti became vsible to mine eyes.

All along the side of the craft, it said, BRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

in the ice. lol.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, Reply)
Stupid Racists.
Graffitti in my home town of Harwich said:

"Vote BMP"

Bunch of small minded illiterate pricks
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:28, Reply)
Years ago at...
Canterbury Art College, on the bottom of a toilet door with about 4in clearence from the ground:
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, Reply)
cops bash
I have here an old photo of two pieces of graffiti, on the same wall.

Written in huge letters:


and in between in little tiny letters:

cops are really very kind all the time & never bash anyone ever for any reason.
so don't spread nasty rumours about the wonderful protectors of our society
or they are very likely to get upset and shoot someone.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, Reply)
my brother
is a teacher and when he was all shiny and new to the job, he was thrilled to find a huge piece of graffiti on a school wall saying:


it was the fact that they'd still put "mr" that tickled him so much!

although i think he was even more pleased when a colleague told him about the "mr swipe is really hot" in the girls' changing room.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, Reply)
stood in Shrewsbury train station, (god help me) a Central Trains express service whistled by, daubed in the dirt, along the length of 3 carraiges, it did say,

I did a right old chuckle at that one.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, Reply)
Written in the dirt on the back of a white van
'If my wife was this filthy I wouldn't cheat!'
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, Reply)
Not so much good as scary.
Going into an exam in January. Sat down at my designated seat. Got my stuff out ready.
It was then that I noticed that some rapscallion had written my first name and the first initial of my second. Right there.
Maybe it was a message from a kind of future me.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, Reply)
I've been meaning to photograph this for ages
just round the corner from our office, there's an old airstrip with a mile-long straight running parallel to it.

In the middle of this straight, someone has sprayed, in enormous pink letters, 'FRILLY KNICKERS'.

Slays me every time I see it.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, Reply)
On the back of the toilet door:
Vote Blair COCK!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, Reply)
On a double decker bus, the legend was enscribed at the highest point of the bus stop, and lo' it read......

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, Reply)
back in day at school
When you finally discovered that 1991 could be abreviated to


wow text speak before mobiles were commonplace
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, Reply)
Exclusive club
"Paedophiles' club: whites only"

Seen on a wall on Duke St. Liverpool

With the rejoinder below:

"Not at all".

Clearly, a passing black paedophile disagreed.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, Reply)
'I love Dane'
That was a pretty good one to find considering how few people share my surname :) Never did find out who wrote it but I doubt it was about me :(

There's quite a lot of CDC graffiti round too, that's always good
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, Reply)
In the bathroom at a bar
"No matter how good she looks, somewhere there is a guy who's sick and tired of putting up with her shit."

Truer words were never penned.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, Reply)
For good times
Or the old favorite "For a good time call" - and put up your mate's mobile number....
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:20, Reply)
I was ere
Need I say more?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:20, Reply)
woo first!
Seen in Brunswick, Victoria, Australia:

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:19, Reply)

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