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IT being the Easter Bank Hols, Mrs Coopsweb demanded that I actually do some DIY... now usually I hate doing anything like that - but after stripping the god-awful wallpaper in the front room, I came across several messages left by the former owner of the house pencilled into the plaster... detailng all of her relationships and breakups over a 10 year period...


"I can't go on without her - Aug 11th 1999"


"To my sweetheart Mary of Tunbridge Wells..."


"When she left me, it was like a light went out in my life, 7 June 1997"


"My sweetheart, Mary"


"She was my north...etc" (same poem as the one from Four Weddings...)


"Sue, 1am, 2002" - I don't even want to think what this one means? (Hopefully not time of death or anything)


And possibly the most disturbing - "I miss her, I threw away the best opportunity I ever had...."

Mrs Coopsweb has demanded that I paint over all of this tomorrow, because it's freaking us out.. but just incase the police need evidence....


These are just a few of the best ones - other include poetry, shakespeare quotes and even political statements "Pity the tories are still in" was the best one.

I am now sure I bought a house from a serial killer and/or someone seriously in need of home decorating advice....

Still. Made me laugh - and I though that b3ta would enjoy it. Got two more walls to strip... god knows what I'll find when I get around to it!
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:15, Reply)