Not really graffiti
But I thought I'd offer them up anyway.

first, my initials are SH. When I was at school I used to write my initials on the top of my excerise books. Without fail, within 24 hours, someone would always add 'IT' (I'm sure it was one of my mates, but I never found out who).

Secondly... (wavy lines) Many years ago, I used to run a national trust estate. We had rather large grounds and occasionally did fetes and things for the local community.
At one time, we were arranging to hold a psychic fair in the grounds.
Now, I'd been arranging the whole thing through one particular chap who turned out to be, shall we say, slightly disturbed in his sense of reality (he was a fruitcake).
Anyway, without going into the whole thing here (I'll save that for another qotw) I ended up telling him to take his psychic fair and shove it up his arse. This was two days before the fair was due to start (and go on for two days).
I printed up a few posters annoucing the cancellation and stuck them up on the gate. When I chose my wording I realised that it would be ripe for graffiti as it was so obvious. So I decided to add it myself.
The posters read:
"psychic fair cancelled
(they didn't see that coming!)"

Actually, now I've written that, I'm not sure it was worth it...
(EvilMeister, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:58, Reply)