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My awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.

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(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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And????

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:46, 2 replies)
Well, how do you think he got to be my great grandfather?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:57, closed)
Was there a freak accident with a time machine and a condom?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:00, closed)
NO THERE WAS NOT AND IT WAS PROVED IN A COURT OF LAW THAT THERE WASN'T!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:03, closed)
A court of law
corrupted by someone with access to a time machine and a condom?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:04, closed)
*snorts tea*

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:06, closed)
She might have said no
and he may have married someone else
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:04, closed)
Yes, yes, that's perfectly true.
Seriously - do you think it needs editing for clarity?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:07, closed)
No I just liked the story and wanted the next chapter!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:08, closed)
Ah! Patience, young padwan.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:15, closed)
I'll guess
She said yes but when he got back she was already pregnant with 8 babies from 9 different fathers
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:17, closed)
Close, but no.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:19, closed)
She sucked off a bunch of yanks in return for Nylon stockings?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, closed)
Yeah, but who can honsetly say they haven't done that?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:28, closed)
My Gran didn't suck of yanks for nylons
She drew them on with bisto
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:31, closed)
Your gran drew yanks for bisto?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:34, closed)

drew
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, closed)
Oh, I read 'drew them on' as 'tempted them'
I just assumed she rubbed it on her lady bits.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, closed)
I take it you've never heard of the practice of drawing stockings on their legs with gravy then?
With an eyeliner line up the back
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)
Your gran
took eyeliner up the back?

Was 'eyeliner' the nickname of the look out?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:38, closed)
No it's what he called his cock.
When he stuck it up her botty.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
Yes, but that's boring - tell us about your gran sucking off lots of American men in exchange for gravy.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
Well, the gravy's pretty much guaranteed,
Especially if she took her teeth out first.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:43, closed)
I think taking the gravy back to share with her family
was abit much though.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, closed)
Unfortunatly my gran is only 70
so didn't suck off any yanks in WWII.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, closed)
Oh
it was Vietnam, was it?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:49, closed)
Hey man! You don't know man! You don't know!
She was there man! She was there in the shit! With the grunts man!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:59, closed)
Two grans one cup?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:06, closed)
It's definitely more satisfying wearing silky smooth stockings when you had to work for them.
Wait...what?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:32, closed)
...who all eventually married,
producing 16 web fingered great-grandchildren?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, closed)
I think it needs editing for fun.
Unfortunately, we can't edit it :-(
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)
She said no but the dirty old cunt raped her anyway.
You know what those clergy types are like - if they're not nonces, they're slavering rapists. All of them.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:21, closed)
My Aunt is a Priest
You are right
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:38, closed)
You say that like it's a bad thing
But you know how jealous you are inside.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:45, closed)

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