Leg End
My grandad was a bit of a git in his time but he absolutely dispised bullies.
I visited him once at the old folks home and watched in mild horror as he groped a nurses ample breasts.
Anyway, there was another nurse who worked there who was a complete cunt, I shall call her Ivy, for that is what she was named. Ivy didnt like grandad and didnt like the care work. My grandad told me the story of how he got rid of her.
She used to have to help him up out of the chair when he needed to use the facilities, and on the the day of her demise, she had plain refused to fetch his stick and lift him up, after repeated requests for assistance over a 30 minute period. so he did what any self respecting old person would do in this situation, he shit his pants, only that wasn't the end of it, once the wicked witch had seen what had happened she tried to grab my grandad out of the chair by yanking his hand, grandad had forseen this move and had scooped a handful of runny chocolate fudge from his under garments and squished it into her hand. Apparently he also managed to get some on her face, in her hair, and also pushed some in her ear before she managed to get him upright.

Dirty bastard...but sorely missed and a legend none-the-less!
(Pectacular Almost spectacular...but somethings missing!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:56, 12 replies)

erm
theres no easy way to say this, but your grandad sounds like he was a bit of a cunt.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:05, closed)

A bit of a sex pest yes,
but equally, if I needed help to go to the toilet and someone who was being paid to help me refused to do so, then I'd feel pretty justified in putting shit on their face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:09, closed)

I too feel justified in carrying out extreme acts of obsenity on service staff who don't do what I ask of them.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, closed)

and that's why you are no longer allowed on busses.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:33, closed)

Me too.
Only the other day I asked for 20 B&H in Tesco's. The bitch brought me back a 10 pack. Shit in the face really is the only language these people understand.
(Chiliconcarne's Waiting What place is this, Histor?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, closed)

admittedly he was a bit of a sex pest to the young nurses working there
(Pectacular Almost spectacular...but somethings missing!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:59, closed)

If you had met Ivy you probably wouldnt think so (although i'm only going on what my grandad has said she did)
She had a list of evil shit she used to pull, which among other things were
...confiscating the oldies cigs and when they were returned, they would be short one or two and had holes poked all down the side so they didnt smoke properly
...putting things under the cushions so the oldies were uncomfortable when they sitting down
...she used to turn the TV volume down when she thought someone was interested in something

all in all, she were a right nasty twat, and IMO shit on her face is mild to what she actually deserved.
(Pectacular Almost spectacular...but somethings missing!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:57, closed)

While I am not denying that shit goes on in these places
these could all just as easily be:

Old person forgets how many cigarettes he has left
Old person forgets that he left something on his chair
Old person's hearing is not as good as it used to be.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:05, closed)

yep, agreed!
Or she could just be a cunt

*edit* even old people wouldnt poke holes in their own cigarettes
(Pectacular Almost spectacular...but somethings missing!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:59, closed)

No, but they might forget they were Silk Cut.
Which had holes in them.

If he was a sex pest and/or slightly deranged, and he knew he was so, which, by the sounds of it, he did, then it wouldn't be far-fetched for him to paint the woman as unreasonable/a cunt in order to proactively justify his actions.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:07, closed)

also feasible.

However i'd still like to continue thinking he was just giving a nasty piece of work her comeuppence!
(Pectacular Almost spectacular...but somethings missing!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:42, closed)

May I just say, as a nurse
I fucking love your granddad! No one should pull that evil shit with older people.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:57, closed)