GrandparentsMy awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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When I was 16my grandma told me to never be embarrassed to buy condoms. As she put it, "Don't be embarrassed to let people know you're getting laid."
I never thought I should've been embarrassed about fucking her anyway...
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:14, 2 replies)
Much the same as the jaw dropperMy Grandmother told me after my first term at university. A somewhat prim and proper lady who quite blithely came out with, "I'm sure you're making lots of friends at university, so make sure you wear a condom and don't get her pregnant!".
Cue explosive expulsion of tea.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:55, closed)
well said that man i wasn't embarrassed either when she ran out
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:22,
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