I complain...
... a lot!

For money.

Or gift cards.

Or free shit.

I am continuously on the lookout for problems, issues, discrepancies, difficulties, hitches and glitches which can be turned to my advantage. As long as they somehow link back to a large company or organisation with a hierarchical structure.

As soon after the problem has been experienced I will make a call to said company and set about climbing the customer service ladder made up of so many advisors, supervisors, TLs, assistant managers, managers, area managers, district managers, board members and owners.

Sometimes I will eventually get hold of somebody who either has enough clout to give me what I want in order to get me the fuck off their line or alternatively somebody who is paid more per hour than it would cost to give me what I want if you counted up the man hours it would cost hem to investigate.

Most of the time though I will have caught them with their pants down so even the frontline CS staff can start handing out the goodies simply by following company policy.

I dont need any of this stuff, I mainly do it for the sport.

Some people will think I am an asshole. Some people will think my exploits are exploitative.

My friends call me the cunt-omer (instead of customer).

It is not theft, it is not fraud. It IS fun!
(OTT, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:21, 8 replies)

"click" been there done it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:55, closed)

400 B&H
I once opened a new packet of cigarettes and rolled the tobacco out of one of them to use for other nefarious uses then I pushed the empty cigarette case back into the packet and left them on the coffee table. Soon my flatmate came asked for a ciggie, on finding the empty one she said we should complain about this shit we expect better from our own chosen brand of tabs. So a little stoned we set about composing a letter addressed to Mr. Benson or Mr. Hedges and sent my packet back complete with empty fag. In the post a couple of weeks later we had a letter of apology urging us to continue using their brand and a carton of 200 fags. Yay.
The letter wasn't signed by Mr. Benson or Mr. Hedges, guess they were too busy to reply in person.
(Figmaus, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:04, closed)

world class cunt

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:38, closed)

Wow i would like to meet a world class cunt wheres she at?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:52, closed)

world class no less
I am honored.
(OTT, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:26, closed)

I would love to reply but the grammar police, are out to get me, woops
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 14:05, closed)

Don't blame the internet because you're functionally illiterate.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:46, closed)

So
Basically you're a Ponce.
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 19:25, closed)