GreedBuzzkillington says: "I once worked for Pizza Hut... Whats the the worst thing you've ever done for money?" And while we're here, tell us about greedy people you know. Money or pie, it doesn't matter.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:30)
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Curious George and the Mustard Eye Incident.Entertaining some visitors from Indonesia, went out for a pub lunch on the company. Our guests seemed somewhat thrown by the plethora of sauces on offer, so we got to explaining the intricacies of British condiments. After mustard was simply described as "Something you wouldn't want to get in your eye, a bit like wasabi", I piped up that it wouldn't be that bad (dear science, why?). After some bargaining, we settled on the princely sum of 20 beer tokens for me to shove a dollop of Heinz's finest English Mustard into my ocular instrumentation.
Stung like a fucker, but twenty notes buys a lot of eye-drops. We never did get that Far-Eastern contract, can't think why.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:13, Reply)
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