reading all the pub posts.....
and I remember my mate P, hes not all there bless him but hes a good lad and likes the odd beer. However not much grey matter + grey matter killer = even less bright than usual (actual math).

We were quaffing one college afternoon in the local when quarter a pint was offered around, someone was off home and didnt want to waste it. We all politely refused but were all sure P would happily take the freebee.

He was in the bogs taking a slash so the idea was put forward to tip a bit of vinegar in there, just for a chuckle. It was topped up to about a half, and it reeked. We got greedy though (see what I did there?) and chucked a few coppers in, then emptied the ash tray in for good measure.

A quick stir and hey presto! its a carling/copper/fag end/condiment half straight from satans own wang...

We were all arsing about like loons, marveling at the beer we had ruined and how he'd never drink it. P returned though and we offered the glass, barely stifling our chuckles and the fucker only guzzled it....!?

Now you couldnt get within a few feet of the glass without smelling the vinegar, the coppers were evident and even the gash flaoting about was clear to see.....so just why?!

:-O

*edit

we also did this at a wedding do, filling a pint with cheesy wiggles, cheese squares and breadsticks, he drank that too.... then drunked a breadstick in and munched it, grinning like a mental.

hes a great lad
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:41, 5 replies)

Who is 'hes'?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:17, closed)

internet, punctuation police strike's. again!

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:01, closed)

Actually
I shouldn't do that, because I am awful for it too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:03, closed)

i normally try to keep it english
but i had a meeting i was meant to be preparing for.

maybe, I was greedy... with my edit! arf
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:07, closed)

I think that sounds cruel

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:51, closed)