
Buzzkillington says: "I once worked for Pizza Hut... Whats the the worst thing you've ever done for money?" And while we're here, tell us about greedy people you know. Money or pie, it doesn't matter.
( , Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:30)
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( , Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:37, 2 replies)

No, not racist. I exercise sexual preference. Much in the same way you suck cocks at Piccadilly. It's just your preference. And don't forget to wipe your chin before your mam sees you - she's ever so curious why it's so crusty each Friday evening late.
Chip on the shoulder? Well... about some things, but mostly about awkward folk who usually speak out of their rather well felched posterior. Somewhat like you, actually.
Third stall on the left, Friday, again? Peetie sends his regards and reminds you to use gloves to remove the lamp from the luminaire this time as the smell of burnt hands on his knob rather puts him off his game a little and he knows how much you do love 'moisturiser'.
Ciao, baby.
( , Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)

Way to undermine those unreconstructed antipodean male stereotypes.
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